My buddy Pelvis coded this site up for me last night! Thanks Pelv!

Fat people are banned off this site! My Buddy Pelvis hates Fat people, and the license stipulates that Fat People are Not allowed to participate in the use of his Software!

People who break up like 10 bunches of bananas to get half a dozen good ones, are also banned!

Women who looks like Troll Dolls, is BANNED!

Unreputable Trolls are BANNED! If u have never successfully trolled please take it to YouTube! Until u prove u can make it as a troll...

That big fat hobo who drinks too much is Banned! That big fat tub who hangs out at Meadowlark mall! You know the one!

Most of you are BANNED! So please take it on Twitter or some other fruity crap, looser

Only the bossest players are allowed to join... the kinda person that walks into the room and everyone starts thinking of how they're going to kill u they're so jealous. If u fake it u will be Humiliated and I will punch u right in the nose

Fakes will be exposed and Humiliated, punched in the nose and then charlie horsed like 20 times

If u are still thiniking of joining even thought he repercussions, you can click the Register button at your own risk...